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10 reasons why I don’t like going to the Dentist

10. Their comfy chairs distract you from seeing their line of needed tools to cause pain.

9. They pick and prod inside your mouth until they have found something “wrong” that they can “fix.”

8. They slather on gummy fluoride that starves you for the next hour.

7. They drown your mouth with cotton balls, sandstorms and silver.

6. They give you a giant bill for all the pain they caused you.

5. They use mini vacuums to suck your mouth dry, then proceed to splatter your face with a sprinkler.

4. They have competitions to see who can get their patient’s mouth to stretch the farthest.

3. Entertainment comes from your cries of pain as they stick you with a needle.

2. They continue the torture by laughing at you while drool dribbles out of your mouth.

1. After the torture has ended, they want you to come back.